Spaghetti Slap

When someone is slapped in the face with an unknown quantity of al dente noodles. Preferrably Fedelini noodles.

Hey did you see Spaghetti Joe take that Spaghetti Slap to the face last night?

by RamblingJoeBiden January 26, 2018

spaghetti project

a spaghetti project is when you use spaghetti as a belt. the project is only a success if your pants stay up.

If Tony's pants are staying up the spaghetti project was a success.

by spaghettitony June 25, 2019

Spaghetti Hook

The process of pulling ones flaccid penis around ones taint to insert into ones own rectum.

She told me to go fuck myself, so I went ahead and gave myself the ol’ spaghetti hook.

by Bernie’s Mom March 19, 2021

Itchy Spaghetti

An itchy sensation caused by friction between pubic hair and sensitive skin on or around the genitals.

Tucker: Man... *scratch scratch*
Todd: What's bothering you bro?
Tucker: Well, you see I got this itch...
Todd: You must have Itchy Spaghetti.

by PhallusTangledByPubes September 30, 2012

mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014

Spaghetti O'd

That red ring you get around your cock when you fuck your girl on her period.

"Bro, wtf. I fucked my girl last night and it left a red ring around my cock" "Dude, you got Spaghetti O'd"

by Rock out with your Bagina out June 16, 2020

Sloppy spaghetti

When you are hitting a girl (or guy) from behind and stick your hand into their ass hole, stretch it wide, and fill it with leftover spaghetti

"How was your date with Jane last night?"
"I don't think there will be a second date, she needs about 3 weeks to recover from the sloppy spaghetti I gave her last night"

by justaguygivingugooddefinitions May 30, 2018