shaking his own hand

A somewhat polite term for masturbation

"I opened up the bathroom door and Billy was in there, you know... shaking his own hand..."

by bigmacs November 30, 2013

shaking my mexican

When you're in the car and your friend is swerving in and out of lanes and they shake your chipotle

"Stop swerving you're shaking my Mexican!"

by Juan more time June 28, 2014

Shaking a Dangler

When you are about to finish taking a dump but there is a small turd still hanging above the bowl and you can't squeeze it out, so you have to shake your butt around the toilet until it falls off.

Albert: Hey man, what took you so long?
Ralph: Sorry, I was busy shaking a dangler.

by Danolla December 19, 2014

shaking your head

Shaking your head *smh*

You should be shaking your head right now because it's impossible to not know how to shake your head...bruh

by ChaosW April 15, 2015

snaking

The act of going through life taking every possible shortcut and being an entitled and arrogant dick about ones success earned through that way of living.

Bro1: Where is Andrew?
Bro2: Skipping lectures, prolly. But he'll show up tomorrow to hand in the essay that his buddy wrote.
Bro1: Bam! Snaking through life like a mofo.

by EN34 July 27, 2016

Snaking

To put a small object into your foreskin. So called because the resulting penis looks like a snake that has swallowed a small mammal whole. This is also known as "One-Dicking".

Person 1: Why is this chocolate mini roll so warm?
Person 2: Oh, I was snaking it earlier. Fit the whole thing right in!

by jaloopay1 January 23, 2017

Shaking the cream

Jerking off

He is always watching porn and shaking the cream.

by Queen216 March 2, 2017