Soggy Cactus

After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.

"I can't fuck you babe, I've got a a soggy cactus"

by Ceita May 2, 2022

soggy trump

when a group of guys and girls play with themselves until soemone screams pussy and shits themselves .

wanna come over so we can get in bed and do some soggy trump

by Soggy Trump 586- 687-5467 February 15, 2017

Soggy Parcel

When a man ejaculates into an envelope or box and mails it to his friend.

Mike - "Hey Humph, what are you getting me for Christmas?"
Humphrey - "Check your mail, I'm sending you a soggy parcel."

by LiquidM November 2, 2014

Soggy squid

When eight or more guys cum on a vagina and then use their hands to slop it around, getting cum everywhere.

"Hey do you know if Becky got her infection checked after those guys gave her a Soggy Squid last party?"

by Debonathesquidman February 22, 2019

soggy taint

When you have a massive diarrhea but when you wipe you don't get all of the extra poo off your taint therefore causing the taint to stay wet and sweaty leading it to become soggy.

Hector: Emma, can you pass me a roll of toilet paper I had diarrhea.
Emma: Yes but make sure this time you whip really good, your soggy taint started to smell last time.

by Paytonglaser April 14, 2017

Soggy beef

When a female stays in the pool for to long and her vagina lips hang a little to low

Yo Pam your soggy beef is hangin out of ur bathing suit

by Deez-nuts-large August 28, 2022

soggy crouton

The act of soaking your balls in salad dressing before forcefully inserting them into your girl's ass while screaming at the top of your lungs "WELCOME TO THE HIDDEN VALLEY!!"

I hope my girl gets here soon because my sack has been basting all day in this dressing and I need to give her the soggy crouton.

by FittyTucker July 12, 2016