penis sniffer

A term of insult to claim that someone sniffs penises. Better used towards males.

"John you're such a freaking penis sniffer!"

by dei June 18, 2006

cunt sniffer

one who is a lesbien who sniffes of the cunt

Rossie O'donnel is a cunt sniffer

by jisko August 4, 2007

Sniffer

A sniffer, also commonly referred to as an "ass kisser," is one whom, basically, can't leave a person alone. A sniffer, will perform such actions as, following one around, calling or texting someone to almost no end, over complimenting a person to gain one's attention, and paying frequently unexpected visits to one's home.

Sniffers can be commonly noticed at parties, events, family functions, in the work environment, and most social gatherings.

Did you go to Dad's house party? There sure were a lot of sniffers that wouldn't leave him alone.

by NiceOFFICIAL88 December 20, 2010

gym sniffer

A person who waits around in a gym whilst fat, sweaty old people use the excercise bikes and then as soon as they leave, run up and sniff the seat.

Dude, did you see him sniff that smelly granny minge seat?
Yeah, what a gym sniffer.

by Daniel May 13, 2005

bifter shifter

1. A game which involves passing a bifter around a large group of people.

"That last game of bifter shifter really fucked me up!"

by Fuzzt February 16, 2004

Kipper Sniffer

After sex, you cum on the girl's 'vulva', then lean down and take a whiff. (Everyone's loves their own brand, by the way.) You simply exclaim, "Damn girl, you smell like kipper."

(Kipper is a fish)

When John had reached his climax, he pulled out of Sally and came on her 'vulva'. Once preforming this act, he leaned down and breathed in deeply.

"Gee, Sally, you sure smell like kipper."

"Oh John, you're so silly!"

"Gee, Sally, I thought you liked the Kipper Sniffer."

by Jessica Barber January 19, 2008

knicker sniffer

A lower status male who believes that by perpetually following around a group of girls he will eventually see some action. Ultimatly banished to "lets-just-be-friends" land. See also Chirag Parmar.

Yo chirag you're not gonna get any by continually going to fez with the girls. Stop being a knicker sniffer and come to cindies with us instead and get some!!!

by AndyJack October 11, 2005