Snart

When an individual sneezes and farts due to the sheer force of the sneeze.( Not to be confused with Leonard Snart who is a comic-book character)

Frankie:"Hey man, how'd your date with Ashley go?"
Jimmy:"There was awkward silence when she first sat down. But then she accidentally snarted and we both started laughing. I loosened up a bit myself, the rest of the date was fun and we totally banged."
Frankie:"Good for you man, I told you she was the one for you."

by Neil Gaiman fanboy August 15, 2018

snard

Someone who goes around sniffing girls bike seats.

That man is a snard, what a sick bastard.

by rachelclayton March 16, 2009

snarkery

A form of snarky (rudely sarcastic, disrespectful, snide, irritable, short-tempered).

I am tired of your snarkery.

by drift0fft0dream December 14, 2007

Hot Snarl

Blowing your nose in somebody's chest hair.

He had a mucus fetish, so I hot snarled him. He had boogers in his chest hair for a week and it reminded me of Art Robinson.

by porkley October 19, 2010

Snark

The most dangerous creature in all the animal kingdom. A combination Shark-Snake (Snark) with a wingspan of over 8 feet! The Snark is capable of flying at speeds of up to 86.5 miles per hour, reaching altitudes greater than 15,000 feet. With its telescopic eyesight, it is able to locate prey from above 10,000 feet above its hunting grounds. The snark feeds primarily in coastal locations, but has been known to venture inland in search of prey. Feeds primarily on unsuspecting children, but is capable of taking down a full sized adult human. Also the Snark seems to have a taste for midgets (it is not known why at this time, but research is ongoing. Some scientists believe the excrete a pungent odor that attracts female Snarks in heat, while others speculate they have a "sweet tasting flesh.") The only defense against an attacking Snark is to run to the nearest Marine for help, they are defenseless against Marines. Though it has been said that Snarks are able to burrow underground, these "rumors" are unfounded.

The snark ate your baby!, Did you see the size of that snark?

by Ryan CH July 31, 2011

SNARF

Gimpy little coward who always hides behind Lion-O whenever trouble brews.

Someone who always melts when a fight breaks out and runs for the nearest fire exit.

"Did you see Darren shit it last night when it kicked off? He was a proper Snarf."

by BAG OF DICKS October 27, 2014

snarfinglewiffled

to be screwed or in deep shit

Dammit dude you are so snarfinglewiffled

by Nyle October 8, 2003