snowflake

When a white girl that’s none for only fucking with "BBC’s" have her first white boy "hookup". Which means that she had her first "snowflake"

-"omggg i kissed a white boy the other night!!" -" finally your first snowflake!"

by straightfacts.com September 22, 2021

Snowflake

A highly sensitive person who gets easily offended by someone's opinion that is opposite to their own, and might/will even call them out for that in a very angry way. Snowflakes would also try to cancel someone for expressing anything the snowflakes find offensive online, whether the person posting it is right or not. This kind of behavior is similar to snowflakes - the ones that fall from the sky in winter - melting when they fall on one's hand.

Normal person: Monster Jam is stupid
Snowflake: SHUT THE FUCK UP MONSTER JAM IS NOT STUPID!!!

Twitter/X user: *posts a tweet saying that being obese is a choice*
Snowflake: HE'S SOOOOO CANCELLED!!!

by bingoplaya June 4, 2025

Vanilla Snowflake

Drunk white boys that can't dance.

noun.
Person 1: Oh geez. -shaking head-
Person 2: what's wrong.
-Person 1 points to dance floor-
Person 1: We got ourselves a vanilla snowflake.
-Person 2 looks to the dance floor-
Person 2: -nods- I agree. That is indeed a vanilla snowflake.

by ~Blackstarr~ January 9, 2017

bulletproof snowflake

A person that pretends to care deeply about a progressive movements and beliefs, but is really using a faux concern to stop the opposition.

The chief whip of the conservative party is a bulletproof snowflake for complaining about bullying, when it is literally the job of the whips to bully other members of parliament to vote with the government.

by alexp700 November 9, 2022

Snowflake

Someone so amazing you can't look away; the most beautiful person you have ever seen

I saw a snowflake today!

by braddddddleeeeyyy April 22, 2021

Snowflake

Justin Matthew Feldhake because he won’t fix his turn signals

Justin is being a real snowflake about fixing his husbands truck.

by MmmmBobs October 3, 2023

Purple snowflakes

A song by Marvin Gaye, Purple snowflakes. Pretty and beautiful but, some you love is about to die or a natural disaster is going to happen. Pink snow exists but that won’t do damage. If you see purple snowflakes or purple snow in general, run!

Ooo! Purple snowflakes!
….Come on we need to go!
Huh?

by Yascodya December 8, 2024