You Shoot Like A Stormtrooper

An insult that hunters, cops, mobs, or paintball players use. It means that you cant hit shit when you shoot kuz your too fucking gay to learn how to aim or your too friggin weak to hold the gun steady, or you have a crappy scope on your gun and cant aim. Everyone whos seen Star Wars knows that Stormtroopers suck ass at shooting kuz hundreds of them missed hitting Luke and then got their asses kicked.

Hunter : What the hell that friggin moose was right in front of you and you MISSED? Damn you shoot like a Stormtrooper
Cop: You didnt hit the convict? dammit now hes escaped from jail. You shoot like a stormtrooper
Mobs: Dammit you were supposed to whack Jimmy. Whassamottayoo? You shoot like a Stormtrooper!
Paintball Player: Dumbass! Missed me! You shoot like a Stormtrooper!

by ... September 2, 2004

scoot

1. To move over in order to create space

2. To exit with particular haste

1. Scoot over dude! I need to sit down.

2. That bitch showed up at the party and I scooted out of there faster than you can say "Tab Benoit"

by DudeoftheDay April 27, 2006

Scootchy

A unit of measurement when the actual amount is not known. Usually used with smaller measurements.

Put in a scootchy of baking soda.
Could you move over just a scootchy?

by SnortyG November 4, 2009

shoot some stick

This is an American 70s term meaning to go and play snooker or pool

"Hey man we lookin' to shoot some stick, you gunna let us in?"

"Shit yeah! Come on in brothers!"

by the definition May 15, 2012

Shoot out at the Okra Corral Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with okra!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Shoot out at the Okra Corral Burger, it's served with okra!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

to shoot and scoot

a) to quickly install your missile/anti-aircraft/anti-tank launchers, fire into enemy territory, and then, just as quickly, remove your rocket launcher, way before the enemy has a chance to retaliate.

b) to shoot your load inside your girlfriend and then suddenly dump her when you find out she is carrying a bun in the oven, simply not pay child support.

c) get your mistress pregnant, then dump her, but still pay child support, and continue living with your wife

if you are going to shoot and scoot, do not underestimate your opponent, especially definition b), when your girlfriend can actually take you to court for child support or simply do you what Lorenna Bobbit did to her husband

by Sexydimma November 23, 2014

brush shoot

When a man prematurely ejaculates as soon as his penis touches a woman's pubic hair.

That bitch was so hot that I couldn't help but brush shoot. Next time I will have a few drinks so I can actually ram my cock in her pussyhole before I blow my load.

by Scrud November 23, 2014