My slime is somebody you love and care for. Somebody you want to protect and give your all too. Somebody you don’t want to be harmed. When they’re happy, you’re happy. When they’re sad, you’re sad. They’re your everything.
The greasy cream coloured stuff that comes out of a males japseye when said man is particularly excited. Manslime can be sprayed onto faces, eyes, tits, sheets and in extreme circumstances wiped on curtains.
Sophie popped round to see me on Sunday and when she got undressed I nearly Man slimed all over the gaff just by looking at her...
A pulsing vagina that looks like an upside down bowl of spaghetti that is dripping butter everywhere.
We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.
The permanent and grotesque, socially unacceptable layer of unremovable fat that coats the fingers of the habitual handler of chicken meat.
She breathes new life into the tired old slogan, “finger lickin’ good,” because her repulsive chickenslime has so negatively impacted her coworkers that some have vomited from the sight and smell.