Skipped into a wall

To inflict great bodily harm upon oneself while in a state of severe inebriation

A: Dude, what happened to her? Looks like she broke her leg.

B: Oh, you didn't hear?

A: No.

B: She went out drinking with some coworkers Saturday night, got completely tanked and totally skipped into a wall.

by SwampRob November 4, 2011

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skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

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National Skip School Day

December 2nd is the 'National Skip School' why? because ill just be fun no one showing up to school and schools being empty,

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be funny

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be fun

by - An unknown nigga October 31, 2019

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Skip Moores

The best character in the Phantasy You book series on Wattpad

hes just everything good in the world in a neat little bundle, theres just nothing bad about him he’s perfect and theres no changing that 🤷 ♂️

Scooter: heilyn?
Heilyn: yes scooter?
Scooter: i have such a huge crush on skip and i want to ask him out
Heilyn: NO WAY?? Skip??? Skip Moores!?!
Scooter: THE Skip Moores

Heilyn: GO FOR IT!!!!!

by bxndaid December 30, 2022

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