A person who skates. Nobody cares about how you look or what you listen to. I wear baggy clothes and listen to nu metal and 90s rap but someone may wear short shorts and listen to Playboy Carti.
You should skate for fun and you like it, not because it is now mainstream and cool. If you do that, you are a poser and a counterfeit.
Also, beginners are not posers, they are trying to learn and get help, so you are making them quit skateboarding.
You should skate for fun and you like it, not because it is now mainstream and cool. If you do that, you are a poser and a counterfeit.
Also, beginners are not posers, they are trying to learn and get help, so you are making them quit skateboarding.
Poser: Yeah I'm a skater
Actual Skater: Do a kickflip
Poser: Ok. *falls*
Also I hate Zumiez. They close local skate shops and make skateboarding more mainstream. My mom got me a Zumiez board for Christmas and while I'm grateful, I'm a little disappointed but she said she'll return it. I'll stick with my OG Creature board for now. (this is a true story from like a few days back)
Actual Skater: Do a kickflip
Poser: Ok. *falls*
Also I hate Zumiez. They close local skate shops and make skateboarding more mainstream. My mom got me a Zumiez board for Christmas and while I'm grateful, I'm a little disappointed but she said she'll return it. I'll stick with my OG Creature board for now. (this is a true story from like a few days back)
by klem_box47 December 30, 2022
Get the Skatermug. A skater weasel is a teenage male who’s thin, wears tight athletic pants, skater sneaks, various hairstyles (sometimes dyed an unusual color) carries a skateboard or drives a small Japanese car often with loud muffler, works at a fast-food restaurant, does landscaping, a convenience store, etc. often still in high school. Often seen in groups of 2-3 similar guys.
by NavyTown September 13, 2020
Get the skater weaselmug. everyones fav local nonce monster, has produced some backshot porn with our favorite raging racist homophobic country singer ang3l.raych.
by source: trust me bro :) June 27, 2021
Get the nas skatermug. by Light Bread August 8, 2007
Get the desert skatermug. Usually called Alex but can’t kickfip and calling people but munches. Found at a skatepark watching beavus and but-head
by George dwarf September 27, 2019
Get the Gnarly skatermug. A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.
by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022
Get the Speed Skatermug. Another punk riding a skateboard like a city slicker
Used in a derogatory tone outside of California and new York, because outside those two states people realize skaterboys are feminine, usually meaning people look down on them often linking homosexuality with the boarders
Used in a derogatory tone outside of California and new York, because outside those two states people realize skaterboys are feminine, usually meaning people look down on them often linking homosexuality with the boarders
by MdmaTripVacNDubMylar October 30, 2021
Get the Skater chickmug.