splash screen

The first page of a web site that introduces the user to the content of the page and contains a single link. The index.

Also refers to the loading page of a program or OS.

The link opened up to the splash screen of a pornographic web site. The page was covered in pictures of naked women to grab the viewers' attention, and contained a single enter link.

As the program was loading, the company's logo appeared above the loading bar.

by Hobbit Meat April 11, 2007

Wide Screen High Definition Wall

America’s Iron Curtain, the wall of infotainment that prevents Americans from getting the information most important to their daily lives. The consolidated mainstream media eclipsing free speech with commercial speech.

Corporate greed and the Right Wing agenda have been served by confining America behind a Wide Screen High Definition Wall.

by Tony Hale May 12, 2008

blue screen of death

A screen that appears on all versions of Windows when the system has an error so bad it has to shut down. The error text is displayed as DOS text on a blue background, hence the name. Versions before XP were notorious for giving this screen VERY frequently, though later versions were progressively more stable. XP and Vista users generally don't get this unless:
1. They fuck with software in ways they're really not supposed to.
2.They build their computer themselves and install vital parts wrong.
3. They use bad drivers, especially with their video cards or motherboards.

I started up Windows 95 and got the Blue Screen of Death before I even logged in!

by aewfdsewrtg February 1, 2009

Blue Screen

The act of getting blackout drunk in which you lose all control and your body must reset. Similar to that of an iPhone after being damaged.

James: hey joe, where's Kevin?
Joe: Kevin is being helped to the bathroom, he's pretty much hit the blue screen stage.

by _Marv_ April 25, 2016

Body took a screenshot

When you puke and shit yourself at the same time, out of nervousness or fear. Based on taking a screenshot on a phone, by pressing the power and volume buttons simultaneously.

"I was so nervous on the date, my body took a screenshot! Well almost"

by Levcio May 10, 2022

Screen Watcher

That little cheap ass bitch that watches other peoples' screens just to win a game when your at a friends house.

"Dude your little brother is such a screen watcher when we play halo!"

by ScreenWatched October 5, 2009

Screen Nigger

A screen nigger is a person who looks at other ppls screens while playing a fps. Ecspecially Halo2

Scott is such a screen nigger now that he sucks at halo

by Dpizzle boy April 9, 2007