2 Second Scramble

When you are jerkin' it to porn or just in bed with some clean up items around you and you hear someone coming so you have only seconds to cover yourself up and hide any incriminating evidence.

Dude last night I was in bed whackin' off to the thought of Ben's mom when I heard my dad knock on the door and had to pull of a daring 2 second scramble.

Oh man, I was watching some sweet porn on the computer last night when I didn't hear my mom come into the room, she came around the corner and I had to 2 second scramble to cover up and stomp the power strip button to 'off' just in time. "What mom, Idk what happened, the computer just shut off. Weird"

by GDrizzle June 4, 2011

scram

a kid who no one like and is constantly buggin and freaks about nothin

yo kid why you have to be such a scram

by marlboro reds October 10, 2007

Scrambled eggs & bacon

Scrambled eggs & bacon is a form of fetish in which hammer is used to smash the genitalia of lovers, utill they look like a pulp

After job I am gonna get me some of scrambled eggs & bacon. MMM..mmm.m

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

slam and scram

to fuck a girl in 10 minutes or under and leave her without her knowing while she is distracted using a duche

i gave that girl a slam and scram last night

by ituneseaster February 6, 2008

Scramp

Cramp caused during or after sex.

we we're fucking so hard i got scramp!

by alach1983 July 4, 2012

Scrambility

Having the ability to scramble. The general ability to kick ass in any situation.

Todd Reesing is the definition of scrambility

Guy1: "Did you see that awesome play? He's got some scrambility"

Todd Reesing... enough said.

by Atticus.Finch September 14, 2009

Scramble

To crack an egg in someone's ass then fuck them until it scrambles

I got scrambled last night

by Evhrdcgrr April 26, 2019