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shambord

A spontaneous ejaculatory exclamation akin to “Oh my!” or “what a thing to see!” or “I feel surprised at that!” that pertains to conceal the original Mavis-Staples, Michael Jackson, Bo-Selector pronunciation within a distinctively French verbal wrapper. The ‘Bord’ connotes centuries of cultivated Bordeaux wineries thus elevating it beyond the funk and soul originals (and subsequent parasitic 80s devolvement-demise).
Person A: It’s freezing cold for a dog walk today, isn’t it?

Person B: Shambord!
by Uncle Ramjam November 21, 2025
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shambord

A spontaneous ejaculatory exclamation akin to “Oh my!” or “what a thing to see!” or “I feel surprised at that!” that pertains to conceal the original Mavis-Staples, Michael Jackson, Bo-Selector pronunciation within a distinctively French verbal wrapper. The ‘Bord’ connotes centuries of cultivated Bordeaux wineries thus elevating it beyond the funk and soul originals (and subsequent parasitic 80s devolvement-demise).
Person A: It’s freezing cold for a dog walk today, isn’t it?

Person B: Shambord!
by Uncle Ramjam November 21, 2025
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