Ta’sharus

People named Ta’Sharus are super pretty and unique, they have amazing humor and are really fun to be around. I would try to find a friend named Ta’Sharus.

“My friend Ta’sharus is so pretty”

by badussypower June 27, 2022

50 shades of fucked up

When a person is extremely intoxicated on every possible thing in their reach.

Daniel was 50 shades of fucked up at the party lastnight.

by aviloigtrwhi October 18, 2022

50 Shades of Tovala

@LmaoLover write an erotic story about Pizza and Slantough having steamy gay sex next to the fireplace while their Tovala Smart Oven steams, bakes, and broils their gay dinner to perfection

I just finished reading 50 Shades of Tovala. The rich story and graphic sex scenes left me gaping and moist. I am so broken.

by slantoughneezy cheezy December 12, 2022

Fifty Shades of Gay

Fifty Shades of Gray, but the gay version

Guy 1: "dude lets watch fifty shades of gray"
Guy 2: "you mean fifty shades of gay"
Guy 1: "no wtf"

by AdeemI November 4, 2023

Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.

Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.

by tepest January 2, 2024

Dirty Shamus

When you are laying on your stomach eating a bowl of fruity people's while getting your butt licked.

If you fall asleep after a dirty Shamus you'll get milk in your eye

by Lonelylobo November 21, 2023

51 Shades of Tovala

@LmaoLover Please craft a romantic , slightly erotic fan fiction script about pizza and slantoughpotamus enjoying the warmth of each others bodies while their Tovala Smart Oven™ steams, bakes, and possibly even broils a delicious meal inspired by traditional french cuisine. Also make the fan fiction have a lot of intrigue and drama, along with onomatopoeia and suspense.

I just finished reading 51 Shades of Tovala. I can't believe they found ANOTHER shade! Anyways im rock hard

by slantough January 11, 2025