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scrotum scales

when flakes of dry vaginal juices fall off the scrotum, like dry skin, after an excessively long night of hogging ogres. also, scrotum scales may occur if you jizz on your balls while masturbating, and forget to clean them off properly.
1. dude, it looks like my balls belong in the reptilian family. they have scales!!!!!

Roach - yo, i fucked barbie last night. its like her pussy sprung a leak all over my balls.

Greg - dude, thats fuckin bangin!

Roach - not really.. now i have scrotum scales.
by Ricky F. Baby January 25, 2011
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Scrotum

A sac or patch of skin containing testicles
The mans scrotum was damaged so he may have trouble with his testicles
by Hedgehog5506 May 31, 2018
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Scrotum Scrubber

1.what you refer to a girl as with digust when being controlled by her boyfriend.
2.the female version of calling a guy friend a deushbag
Rick: Hey so you comin to that party?
Brooke: well CJ wants me to go to the car wash with him, and stop by walmart, probably wouldn't be too happy seeing other guys lookin at me at the party so NO probably not.
Rick: aw you freakin Scrotum Scrubber. speak for yourself
by ZACH & CJ November 19, 2009
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Scrotum soaker

When the man puts his nut sack inside the vagina instead of the penis pulling out and inserting them again like a bill into a vending machine until the women orgasms
by Izzer pup June 5, 2020
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scrotum gnome

When you first notice a white hair under you scrotum.
I finally got my first scrotum gnome at age 35.
by Hooch poopie September 11, 2016
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Scrotum Sauce

A western marinade used only for the ultimate dishes consisting of ass sweat combined with ground nut sack chunks.
Silvester, would you be so kind as to pass the scrotum sauce
by TheUltimateBeing April 11, 2021
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scrotum buffer

One who practices the fine art of fellatio. Similar to cock buffer. Usually describes 'omo's.
Gee, Bill, I can't believe you wolfed Bob's knob. You're a real scrotum buffer.
by Buzz-ard September 30, 2005
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