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Bitch Scratch

Like being bitch slapped but the fingers are bent to use the finger nails to scratch and slap the face of your opponent. Usually used by vicious teen girls or drag queens in fights over lovers.
Don't be fucking with Liz, she'll bitch scratch you up so bad that you'll wish you weren't bitch scratched up so bad.
by Ol' Dirty Buck May 16, 2016
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maggot scratcher

A derogatory, but rather apt, term used to describe Margaret Thatcher, former UK Prime Minister.
It was only because of the Falklands/Islas Malvinas war that maggot scratcher managed to get re-elected.
by DOLLY BUSTER March 10, 2005
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scrat

a girl who is rat-like and skanky. she wears shorts you can see STDS falling out of, usually sports a mustache, and she hails from Alpha Omicron Pi
girl: "look at those scrats tricking around again"
by the-elite April 15, 2009
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Pussy Scratcher

A gay nigga licks his boss's pussy so much in order to get some benefit at work.
B*n is such a pussy scratcher in the office, always sticking to his boss, Vacuum Pussy, and doesn't have to work so hard.
by Goaty or Doggy July 6, 2006
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Scrat

A person who is jittery, squirrel-like, creepy, and twitchy. Often engage in menial, mindless tasks or projects, usually not completing any work, either due to uncontrollable twitchiness or lack of inherent thought.

A scrat may also vaguely resemble a mouse, chipmunk, or squirrel. Scrats usually have few friends as twitchiness and spineless brown-nosing are unappealing.

A scrat engages in sucking-up in order to appease his or her insatiable hunger for approval and a pat on the head. back, etc. This is because most scrats are talentless hacks and have sold their soul to Satan for the management job at local fast food joints or faceless, non-heathcare-providing, glass-ceiling, corporate ladder slaveries.
Co-worker #1: "Greg is such a wierd, freaky, twitchy guy, he's kinda like working with a spider. I don't really want to get too close, y'know?"

Co-worker #2: "Duh. He's a scrat."
by Luke the Nuke October 3, 2006
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scratches

Finances. Money, mostly consisting of change found around the Crib. See Crib.
"Look at all of my scratch main! We could snatch up a Swisher now ma nigga!
by l337 g4ng$+3r May 26, 2003
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butt scratch

A butt scratch is when you scratch your butt and flakes of you butt come off onto your hand. The flakes have many termites on them that are having a feast on you left over poo.

Not cleaning your hands after this can cause infections and death.

SO YOU BETTER FUDGING CLEAN YOUR HANDS YOU LAZY BUTT SCRATCHES.
by Cheese buns April 3, 2014
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