Samuel 

A psychopath who enjoys animal cruelty.
Typical method of execution is drowning.

Dude! That man right there is a Samuel, don't let him near your dog.

Samuel by totallynothrishikesh November 25, 2023

Samuel 

Someone who enjoys animal cruelty

Bro don't let him play with your dog. Don't you know he is a samuel?

Samuel by totallynothrishikesh December 11, 2023

Samuel 

A sub-par percussionist

Samuel: did you watch my concert yesterday? It went very well!
Anyone: no, I don't believe you

Samuel by J_B_Underhagen January 12, 2024

SAMUEL 

The world most nerdy kid. He wants to attract girls at the age of 15. Samuel is tall and skinny. He would do anything to attract Javier and Aaron

Samuel

SAMUEL by Pseudo Harem November 22, 2024

Samuel 

A Samuel is a no good white trash worthless NIGGER.

Nobody wants to be a Samuel.

Samuel by anonymous May 8, 2024

Samuel 

A 6”4 northerner who is the lengest in all of land. An absolute cutie who will always forget your birthday and loves sex xxxx

Who’s that lenger over there! Looks like he could be northern.

Oh that’s Samuel! He’s fit x

Samuel by Ralphp May 31, 2024

Samuel 

Samuel a hunk god always has a good pops and the best edge streak if you ever meet this stick you will have the urge to make out with him

Samuel is soooooo hunky

Samuel by JetJunkie June 4, 2024