samtiwdbis

Sexy ass man that i wanna date but im scared

Bestie: hey girl hows your dating life

Me: i met a samtiwdbis
Bestie: ooo la-la

by Noriah June 2, 2020

sambianity

Confusion

You can't converge tangents without some form of sambianity.

by Servant of Jesus, John November 22, 2006

samhir

ugly, punjab, loves the color purple, constantly wears a turban, loves sand, AK-47, camels, not part of the FBI, very gay, homosexual, GAY.

I hope Samhir doesn't come.

by Bob Henderson December 10, 2008

Samaila

a down to earth gamer who is obsessed with big wet butts. Loves to lie so when ever he is telling the truth, no one believes him. he is the best person to make a bet with because he is always wrong.

yo du, y u acting a samaila

by big daddy29 February 22, 2010

Salting the land

The destruction of a womens vagina due to having to much sex

Hey dude I am totally going to reck the girl.
Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick

by Saltingyourland July 12, 2010

Sadtimistic

Basically another way of saying pessimistic.

George has been whining for days about how he's so certain his girlfriend will break-up with him. He's being such a sadtimistic douche.

by christrolllll September 5, 2011

Salting the Napkin

1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.

2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.

Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.

Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.

Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.

by The saltier the better June 14, 2012