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Trauma Salute

A hand gesture used to cover one's eyes when something traumatic, awkward, embarrassing, etc. just happened.

To preform the Trauma Salute, make your hand flat and bring your hand to your head like a normal salute. This is where we deviate from a normal salute to the Trauma Salute. Position your hand above your eyes, perpendicular to your forehead. Tilt your hand slightly downwards to cover your eyes. Finally, turn around and walk away from the incident.
1. There was an accident in the parking lot, I gave them the Trauma Salute and said "Not my problem!".
2. Mark just got dumped in front of everyone at the bar, I gave the man a Trauma Salute.
by ACEstrigon009 January 1, 2018
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#1 dad salute

When you flip off your dad because you’re pissed at him
My dad gave me grief about my grades so I gave him the #1 dad Salute
by sidmon69 October 24, 2019
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Roman Salute

Verb: The act of a man getting spit roasted with an ass at 1 glory hole and a mouth at another glory hole in a middle stall in a restroom.
Note that if the same thing happens with a woman in the middle, that's a french fact finding trip.
I got a roman salute in Tampa, I got 2 different bacterial STIs, and now I'm trying to figure out which infection started in which end.
by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025
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