Wearing a plaid tracksuit and fucking your partner from behind until they bark like a seal, while dangling treats above their head.
by The new dr Ruth August 4, 2020

A game very much like chubby bunny, were two or more men put Swedish fish in their dick holes until they can't jizz anymore the loser is the one whose jizz (sperm) forces the Swedish fish out of their dick. Usually the loser gets punished by a rhinoceros dominatrix and can't use a safe word.
Guy 1: hey bud, do you wanna play Swedish bulldozer?
Guy 2 : will a rhinoceros spank my gay ass if I lose?
Guy 1: probably.
Guy 2: hell yeah I wanna play
Guy 2 : will a rhinoceros spank my gay ass if I lose?
Guy 1: probably.
Guy 2: hell yeah I wanna play
by Hitler's Fuckbuddy January 22, 2017

by GeneralChalupa April 17, 2020

Guy inserts entire package of meatball sauce up girls vagina then proceeds to shove his ball into the vagina then pulls then out and the girl sucks the “swedish meatballs”.
by Thesexman...5 December 12, 2019

Friend 1: Have you tried some new moves in the bedroom?
Friend 2: Yeah, I gave my girl a Swedish Doormat.
Friend 2: Yeah, I gave my girl a Swedish Doormat.
by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017

The act of masturbating with a reverse grip (with the thumb and forefinger against the body), so as to simulate another person's hand
I got bored fapping the normal way, so I tried the Swedish Backhand. It works even better than The Stranger!
by vulvaspeed June 9, 2017

by I<3swedish meatballs May 4, 2023
