Chicken Surprise

How the wait staff refers to Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers and Spinach Vomit-bombs at weddings; when the guests ask what one of these disgusting hors d'oeuvres is, the wait staff will say "Chicken Surprise." What happens next usually results in the waiter getting written up or even fired, but it's usually worth it.

Obnoxious Guest: "Hey, what's this thing here?"
Waiter: "Chicken Surprise."
Obnoxious Guest: "Hmph, this doesn't taste like it's chicken."
Waiter, with a fuck-you smile: "Surprise."

by JustAnotherGuy March 18, 2010

Hobo Surprise

When partying with a large group of friends, the first person to pass out is presented with the hobo surprise. A used condom in the street is found and the contents of the used condom is squeezed out onto the sleeping person's face. Similar to the dispensing of a go-gurt!!!

Katherine was given a hobo surprise much to the delight of her colleagues.

by HS President March 1, 2010

Shit Surprise

A variant of the "rusty trombone", this is where, after taking several kinds of laxitives, a man asks his partner for a rusty trombone. One they have assumed the position, with their mouth right in front of the man's cornhole, he drops a stinky duece right in their face (mouth, if possible) and yells "SURPRISE!"

Becky wasn't expecting it, but Carl gave her the worst shit surprise i've seen since Arnold got elected governer.

by SHIT SURPRISE November 13, 2007

Surprise Party

During intercourse, oral sex, or mutual masturbation, the male ,upon reaching his climax, proceeds to ejaculate upon the torso of his partner. At this point the male tosses a handful of confetti all over his partner and yells "Surprise!"

Wow, that was fantastic, your sister will be scraping the remnants of that surprise party off of her chest for hours!

by Waffle XXX February 26, 2009

fart surprise

Passing gas and passing a turd out with it; a fart with a lump in it.

I thought I had a little gas and it turned out to be a fart surprise.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

nantucket surprise

The act of pulling out of vaginal intercourse and engaging in imprumptu and brief anal intercourse and yelling "Surprise!!!"

Tom was getting it on with sue when he suddenly pulled out, shoved it in her a$$ and yelled "Surprise!!!" He never saw sue again.

by King Kong June 18, 2003

Surprise Douching

The phrase that describes the act of finding out that someone is a huge douche, when there was no warning.

Girl: "So then he was texting me and asked for a handjob."

Friend: "Wow, that's surprising. He seemed like such a nice guy."

Girl: "Yeah, it was surprising. It was a surprise douching."

by the_collier_wiccan March 5, 2011