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Dog surfing

Sliding your feet on the floor on your way to the bathroom in the middle of the night so you don't step on the dog who is sleeping somewhere in the room.
I heard you dog surfing at 2:00 AM on your way to the bathroom.
by Vf500f December 13, 2019
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city surfing

An extremely dangerous illegal activity in large metropolitan areas that have bus service. Adventurous types climb onto the roof of a bus (usually from the top of the bus stop shelter) and ride the bus from the outside thereby avoiding paying bus fare and getting a cheap (free) thrill. City surfing can be done sitting, standing or laying down. It is advisable to lay down if law enforcement is in visible range in an attempt avoid being seen and thus apprehended.

It also applies to smaller passenger vehicles but these are much more dangerous and unpredictable while offering little or no way to hide from law enforcement.
"Dude what happened to Jason?"
"He split his dome city surfing, rest in peace man"
by breakfast dude July 30, 2020
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Rim Surfing

To drive a car without tires; only "surfing" on the rims.
Damn that guy really be rim surfing in his whip.
by coleismole August 20, 2023
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surf porn

Pictures and videos of usually, large, glassy, beautiful waves with crystalline tubes, surfed by athletic, golden-haired surfers, sometimes at sunset. Routinely found on surfing web sites, used to attract visitors, sell products.
At some point, I stopped watching surf porn, bought a board, and learned to surf myself.

This site is nothing but surf porn. No good articles.
by LeighBotts June 22, 2016
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Track Surfing

a.) someone looking through tracks/songs in a music library to find that song that you haven't heard in a while or a song that's pleasing to your ears.
Person 1:What are you?
Person 2:I'm track surfing!
Person 1: Find anything good?
Person 2: Yeah I just did...The Beatles!
by Yaj White December 28, 2009
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surf in turf

What an uneducated moron types instead of “surf n’ turf” or “surf & turf”.

Both of the latter are a main course combining seafood (typically shell fish such as lobster, shrimp, etc.) and red meat.
Sean: Hey, want to get surf in turf?
Me: You mean surf n turf? Bone Apple Tea!
by IL-Gamma September 19, 2019
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Surfing the Desktop

When your internet is down and you're trying to find whatever porn you have saved on your computer.
"Dammit, the internet's down. Guess I gotta go surfing the desktop"
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