stressed out cunt

a black man named avinash

i avinash am i stressed out cunt desperate for pussy. Im so stressed out my stress is stressed. I am also a gay man.

by dasilencer7007 May 5, 2018

Stress

Grades.

School is giving me too much stress.

by AndersonTokington March 11, 2019

Stress

Her name is BIANCA

Ugh she make me so stress damn my blood pressure so high

by Stupidddd November 21, 2019

Never Stress

Term popularized by fans of "Goatis," a raw carnivore and primal lifestyle advocate
Typically used in niche tiktok's showcasing raw meat on a wooden cutting board or a male walking barefoot in nature.
Means to keep your cortisol levels as low as possible even if it means negating moderate to intense physical activity, or any experience which may result in an acute rise in cortisol levels

Person 1: Bro I'm going to go on a run at 6AM, and complete a cold plunge and head to the gym after, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah bro, I'm sunning my testes and eating raw steak by the river, never stress!

by Jekc1029 July 2, 2025

Greasy stress

When you're absolutely horrified and stressed about something and it's the absolute only thing you can think of and talk about. It's so bad that your pals are literally duck-taping your mouth shut. And if you keep talking through the tape, they tape you to the wall glued to a chair.

"Dude, I've got greasy stress today. Man, I dunno if Mrs. Ginny will think I'm a good actor. What do you think. I'm like so nervous. She's probably gonna throw me out. Blah blah bla....."

by peachy.thespian January 26, 2015

e-stress

Stress that comes from electronics

"I can't remember my passwords - I can't take anymore e-stress tonight"

by Zenmistress59 May 13, 2018

Stress

2 essays for 20% each and 2 tests for 30%. Your first paper is due Thursday

“Yo, Ethan is so fucking stressed.”

“Isn’t he taking AMH2020? That class is stressful.”
“Can he even keep good grades, good social life, and a reasonable amount of sleep?”
“Haha, nope.”

by GoodOleKnag October 30, 2017