Steamed Clam

The act of eating out a girl while in a hot steamy shower.

Dude: So what're you gunna have for dinner?
Dude2: I don't know about you, but I'm having steamed clam.

by IrishBigguns October 5, 2005

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Steamed Dumpling

That turd which is dropped in the toilet during the time that one's friend/roommate/partner, etc. is in a nice hot shower, thus filling the steamy room with heavy poo stench.
This is usually the result of unfortunate timing, but can be used with malicious intent.

1. "Honey! I know you're in the shower, but I really need to use the toilet. This is an emergency!"
"No! Don't you dare give me the steamed dumpling!"
"Sorry."

2. "It was so funny this morning...Pablo was in the shower and I snuck in and dropped the worst steamed dumpling. It didn't hit him till after I'd already made it out the door."
"Yeah! High Five!"

by Crankshaw September 28, 2009

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Steam Hammer

When a person shits himself in the shower and the stink spreads quickly utilizing the steam as a carrier.

"Hey Morty! That son of yours took a shit in the shower again, cause the neighbors are complaining"

by Willy the J.A. March 27, 2003

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Steam Pipe

The homosexual act of one man farting into another man's ass.

Garrett, did you really just Steam Pipe Tim in the ass?

by Mike161 November 17, 2011

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Steam Machine

The process of vaping orally and anally, similar to butt chugging. Named the "Steam Machine" after Machine John performed the very same act for six hours straight before dying instantly.

person 1: did you hear about benjamin?

person 2: no, what happened?

person 1: he attempted to do the steam machine for four hours and ruptured.

person 2: ruptured?

person 1: yeah, ruptured.

by r.i.p. machine john January 26, 2020

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