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Glenn's Definition of Sleeping with a Girl

girl comes over. gives you a chance to fuck the shit out of her. you kiss her twice on the cheek and brag to your friends that you made out wif her then "slept" with her. women preferably over 40
Glenn's Definition of sleeping with a girl - "Hey Frankie, i slept with this little blonde last night."
by alltopje February 11, 2008
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Alaskan sleeping bag

When a girl slowly fingers her man's tip, then proceeds in a wild attempt to puncture her finger to the deepest caverns of his urinary tract. Astonished, he watches as she widens his dique hole to the width of her fist, two fists, then three. With no regard for decency, she stretches his manhood like a bowflex, shattering every boundary he thought he knew was possible. Exhausted, she climbs inside and begins her 9 month hibernation.
Girl: "Honey?"
Guy: "Yes beautiful?"
Girl: "It's getting cold outside"
Guy: *oh shit*
Girl: "I'm ready for my Alaskan sleeping bag"
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Savannah Sleeping Bag

Endearing nickname for a deliciously flowing mullet, known to originate in southern Georgia.
Cletus: We're gonna be camping all weekend. Shouldn't you bring a blanket or sumthin'?
Jasper: Naw, I've been growin' this here out since'n I was nahn! *points to back of neck*
Cletus: Shoulda knowed your Savannah Sleeping Bag would be warm enough!
by b-dob November 20, 2009
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The Sleeping Chocolate

The Sleeping Chocolate (with/without an ace on the inside) - when you fill a large sized condom with chocolate soda and slip inside someone else's ass while they're asleep. The ace on the inside would mean you dropped goldfish on the inside for a little surpirse on the removal
Man, Ted was pissed after he woke up with the sleeping chocolate
by the_sleeping_chocolate_man December 3, 2010
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stfu im sleeping

A way to tell someone to shut the fuck up when your about to go to sleep or if your going offline from a website to take a nap.
your friend: yo whats up bro?

you: stfu im sleeping

your friend: ok later dude
by conertavoly November 29, 2009
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Amazonian Sleeping Bag

Its the same as a Hot Richard, except during the spoon position with the female party, when you are all cosey after savaging her beaten up gash, she queefs all over the man's tool. You will know when this is about to happen as the female vaginally inhales a pocket of air, which sounds like a sludgy sloppy vacuum cleaner put on reverse. The female will then commence to queef. It will make a similar sound to when you blow up a balloon and then let it go without tying it up. Ususally, and especieally after a session, a load of sludge and other offal from the walls of the female's minge will spew all over your unsuspecting dick and balls.
(1)
Man: oh no, oh no, oh no youuu don'....

Woman: (blubber squelch blubber blubber squelch)

Man:...'t... you filthy slut, you just gave me an Amazonian Sleeping Bag, and now my dick and balls are covered in sticky sludge...

(2)
Guy1: So, i had just smashed the shit out of this dirty slosh pot and was settling down to a cosey spoon, when suddenly the bitch queefed all over my first in command.

Guy2: She didn't did she!?

Guy1: Yes, she did, she gave me an Amazonian sleeping bag.

Guy2: Jesus christ! Are you ok?
by DerekBlazzo April 3, 2009
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Skinny Sleeping

When one decides to embrace the act of sleeping naked.
Roey: I know you didn't sleep with belle!
Hillel: Nah dawg, I even tried skinny sleeping with her and she rejected that too!
by SkinnySleeper545 June 28, 2009
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