church skirt

A LONG ASS MOTHER FUCKING SKIRT

"Bitch look at that church skirt"

by Bobfrieda September 20, 2016

sausage skirt

A short bodycon skirt

Wow Marissa! That sausage skirt looks super cute on you!

by Darian Shirley September 6, 2016

battle skirt

What the Scottish people wear

Dat Scot got blood on his battle skirt when he beheaded his foe

by Rin Asada August 10, 2020

Smarty skirt

Female version of smarty pants

Zoee is such a smarty skirt, she puts me to shame. - Ed

by Z lady September 9, 2020

Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.

Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.

by DCLacoste September 19, 2012

labia length skirt

A very short skirt

She was wearing a labia length skirt

by Peak district walker September 26, 2012

Orphan skirt

When you own a skirt that does not look good with any of your other clothes. Thus, you cannot complete the look.

I don't have any nice shirts, I guess this will have to stay an orphan skirt until I buy something that matches.

by Shana1076778 October 17, 2013