Fold a Fitted Sheet

The act of fitting a large Penis into a tight Vagina. Typically uaed to reference the Homemaker or Librarian who you suspect would unexpectedly good in bed.

That Librarian looks like she could fold a fitted sheet.

by Coopdaville1985 June 7, 2018

Spaceman bed sheets

Bedsheets, specifically duvets, made of a non-stick, teflon like material that make the removal of spilled fluids (mainly bodily) easier to remove.

"See my spaceman bed sheets? they got nought jizz on them and I'm flying them t't mooon"

by beavis4666 May 22, 2012

between the sheets

in bed with, sleeping with

Hey man, you hear j-lo got between the sheets wit ben?

by Scrovak March 24, 2004

dryer sheet hitchhiker

A wardrobe malfunction where a person,unknowingly,has a fabric softener dryer sheet peeking out their pants leg.

Did you notice that sexy secretary's dryer sheet hitchhiker?

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

hot sheet hotel

A cheap hotel which rents rooms by the hour, or with special day rates, for sexual encounters.

My roommate wouldn't leave so we had to go to a hot sheet hotel.

by Reb. Schmooooly June 15, 2004

three sheets to the wind

to be explicitly drunk; inebriated

origin: sheets actually refer to the ropes that are used to secure a ship's sail. If the 3 ropes used were loose in the wind, the sail would flop around, causing the ship to wobble around, much like a drunk.

Margo was three sheets to the wind by the time we made it to Doug's party, judging by her inability to keep her clothes on.

by Bejammin H August 15, 2008

hot sheet motel

a motel that lets rooms by the hour

It was so sleazy I felt like I was in a hot sheet motel.

by Jeremy Leipzig June 29, 2006