Sharpie

I brush my teeth with darlie.

We all know why they’re called sharpies.

by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021

Shartina

Shartina, my beloved doll
Wrapped in cloth, she stands tall
She listens to my hopes and fears
And wipes away my lonely tears

I light candles, I sing her praise
I offer her my endless gaze
In my heart, she reigns supreme
My Shartina, my sacred dream

Her painted eyes, they seem to gleam
As if she's more than just a scheme
She's my companion, my confidant
My worship of her will never daunt

So let me kneel before her throne
And pray to her, and her alone
For in her presence, I am whole
My Shartina, my immortal soul.

Child 1: Thou shall not ban our beloved Shartina!

by sacredmaiden July 29, 2023

Rarted Sharted

When you think you’re about to fart but make a very unnatural shit in your pants that smells stupidly bad.

“Oh no I just rarted sharted in pants”!

by RICHI3333 March 13, 2019

huff a sharpie

huff a sharpie or to huff a sharpie means to fuck off. it was coined by some internet users and people, but the most famous example is in the song "we've got your back (documented minor emotional breakdown #2)" by indie pop band los campesinos!

person a: "dude, i've had enough. either stop acting stupid or go huff a sharpie !"
person b: "okay, i guess...."

by no, i think i will February 1, 2021

Shantiel

a mexican or black girl that everyone knows. Shes known by everyone and everyone loves her... to her face. everyone loves to hate her

damn i love that girl, its so easy to talk shit about her.

i know, shes such a shantiel.

by skatergirl2345 January 29, 2010

sharticles

The microscopic elements that can be found in the air during a bowel movement.

OMG Bret just used the bathroom - you can practically see the sharticles in the air.

by Booger, Booger & Fartybutt August 25, 2011

shartisha

A beautiful magical intelligent Goddess who seems to be a bit savage.

If your name is Shartisha i would like to meet ya.

by brillteligence January 18, 2017