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The place parents drop of their 'swaggy teenagers' to get rid of them for a much desired 6 hours a day. Everyone needs a break sometimes.

Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?

A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.
Interviewer: Mr. Peterson, what would you say your most valuable skills are?

Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!
A location where pain and suffering take on the physical form of work and assignments.
School by Pixelated Kingdom January 18, 2015
Mom: get up, it's time for school

Me: not today, satan
School by cameltaintbess May 10, 2016
is the worst place in the world. you have to waste your time doing boring work, assignments and exams. the one word i would describe school is HELL!!!
School by randomrandom1738 June 16, 2016
I went to school today...

My teacher told me to use my book

So I threw it at her

True story