Roy

Roy is the male version of a Karen. He sports a big fat gut, he’s the armchair quarterback in any fight, and he comes from the trashiest cities you know of. Any story you have, he’s got a better one. He’s a one upper and he wins, you lose. That’s Roy. Roy is the know-it-all. Roy is an omniscient narrator. Roy is the jack-off of all trades and the master of none. Odds are Roy makes complaints and tries to get free shit as a result of said complaints then brags about it. He’s a real liar, scammer, and fraudster. He thinks his time is more valuable than yours and that he’s smarter than you. He’ll ask to speak to the manager in order to one up his loser life. He’ll demand you pay for his dry cleaning bill for his bargain basement Affliction shirt, or replace his iPhone 6 if you had the misfortune of becoming his waitress and accidentally spilled a drink on it. Often accompanied by a golddigger who spends her time injecting her face in attempts to prove that time doesn’t exist and no one is buying it but Roy. Even Stevie Wonder can see these people coming.

Roy and Karen, party of two. We’re going to seat them in your section, ok? Oh no! I can’t wait on that table. I’m too new of an employee here. They’re going to try and het me fired for no reason, for sure.

by TheComplicit September 13, 2020

Ryan lee Roy

Ryan is one of the most sincere people you will ever meet, you can't help but love him and he is caring to a fault. Ryan will never let you down and he is a true friend, honest and compassionate, caring, considerate, talented and gorgeous... Once you have met him it is impossible to not want to become his friend

That guy is so sweet, definitely a Ryan lee roy

He just made my day.. What a Ryan lee Roy thing to do

He is so gorgeous, he is definitely a Ryan lee Roy

by Angel lover September 7, 2011

Roy Rogered

Hastily leaving a concert before the end of the encore to avoid lines exiting the parking lot, as well as at the closest rest stop (including a Roy Rogers).

Concert was weak and I was hungry, so we Roy Rogered it.

by KCJ-999 September 14, 2011

roi

The most attractive and amazing person in the world. His ball glisten in the sun, they make a clanging sound when they slam together in the morning wind. gerald he is what everyone strives to be if you slammed your fucking forehead against a metal grate and sheered down your brain into a cubic shape. gerald

Bro i wanna be roi.
no tf u dont doopfuck

by robertmcfarglebottom March 11, 2023

roy w brown middle school

shitty school that claims to be "diverse" when in reality is 50% filipino.

student: hey what's the hw?
teacher: excuse me? i'm a roy w brown middle school teacher, therefore i am racist. go to detention for no reason.

by unsmart asian?!? woah insane!! March 12, 2023

Roy

An Irish way of saying coy.

A: Me lad! Don't you think he's a bit too Roy?

B: Dad, his name's Roy. Of course he is.

by Lorenzo de' Medici March 18, 2023

roy

the most hottest brown person on this planet. he is not racist and he will never say the n word but he can pull both races ongyat . sends joy all over tyhe planet. you meet this guy yk you have met the best person on this planet. the most carting and nicest person on this planet. has the most gineronmsu cock and he really knows how to get a female. he is dfefintrely the rizller.

i want to be roy. aka him

by niggerdiggerpullsatrigger March 26, 2023