Riding the Roomba

An expression of such utter boredom that effortless joyriding on a robot seems the last thing left to do.
Pretending you are a shark chasing prey is meant to add some entertainment even though you know you just look sad.

When:
You are a smart cat who has matured...
The mystery of the red dot has been solved...
Harassing the dog isn't as entertaining as it once was...
Life is so boring that even catnip doesn't do it for you anymore...
What can you do?
You can always Ride the Roomba.
*From the Youtube video of Max the cat riding the Roomba brand robotic vacuum cleaner, (in a shark costume).

"Hey what are you doing this weekend?" "Oh, I dunno, maybe riding the roomba."

by theOriginalSlangard August 22, 2014

Rondingle

When someone has a growth resembling a third testicle.

Do you think Connor's rondingle is why he can't get it up?

by Ken t'5th August 26, 2014

Low Ridding

Similar to Hott Rodding only the hot sauce placed on your cock must be imported from Mexico.

I was in the mood but all I had was some Cholula so we went low ridding.

by Obi Wan Vader Skywalker Wookie March 12, 2012

Dick riding

A person who chooses someone’s side or defends someone during a roast session unprovoked.

Person A: nah that’s why you’re broke asf

Person B: but you were begging me for a dollar the other day though?

Person C: Not gonna lie, Person A def has more money than you, just saying.

Person B: Aye bro who was talking to you? Why you dick riding Person A?

Nobody was talking to or roasting person C, yet he defends and sticks up for Person A. Person C needs to hop off Person A’s dick immediately.

by Real_shi April 10, 2022

riding the rodeo

When a man goes to a bar and finds the fattest, ugliest female there. He then takes her home and proceeds to have sex with her. Right in the middle of intercourse, he tells her that she is the fattest, ugliest bitch he has ever met. He then tries to stay on or "ride her like a bucking bull".

Riding the rodeo can result in the loss of your scrotum.

by ReidBoy December 21, 2006

Riding the Yeti

When you take the car out in the middle of a snowstorm and go crazy in parking lots and open areas...loud techno music is highly encouraged

Me and the bros almost flipped the car when we lost control riding the yeti

Person A: hey man its supposed to snow tonight
Person B: call up the bros were riding the yeti

by yeti masta January 19, 2009

g-riding

To ride your bike from one side of the street to the other, making you look like a total gee. Useful when trying to bike while talking with someone who is walking, as g-riding slows you down.

I enjoy g-riding home with my friend Eugene. Since he walks, he can keep up with me when i g-ride.

by jsexysexc November 23, 2011