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alternative reality

Where what you think is real, is completely different from what the majority of the population thinks is real. A common syndrome of politicians, (un)reality stars and musicians.
Symptoms:

Thinking that they are great at everything, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Expecting everyone to praise them , often for doing nothing.
Getting angry when people disagree with their version of reality.
Not treatable, even by strong application of actual Facts(as opposed to alternative facts) to the head of the person.
No, a large blunt object does NOT count as Facts.

Not to be confused with some types of mental disorders , which are treatable.
Person 1. trump thinks the media is undercutting his achievements.
person2: only in the alternative reality he lives in.
by SofarroundthebendI'mdoing laps January 28, 2017
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reality

he spent is life pondering the nature of reality. then he had an epiphany.
by jakeumake January 12, 2011
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race realism

A term used by idiots to justify racial generalizations against nonwhites by using out-of-context statistics and pseudoscientific studies. The overwhelming consensus among evolutionary scientists is that zero evidence exists of inherent behavioral, intellectual, or anatomical differences between races. But don't tell that to the idiot race realist; it will hurt his ego and his false sense of superiority.

For example, blacks disproportionately commit violent crime, mostly against other blacks. The real reason for this is that blacks were disproportionately segregated into poverty-stricken ghettos, into which the American government funneled disproportionate amounts of firearms and addictive drugs in order to create unrest within those communities.

You will never hear this context explained by the idiot race realist, because he desperately wants to believe that blacks are inherently criminalistic in order to boost his own fragile ego.

The idiot race realist will condescendingly preach about using facts instead of feelings, but as soon as you present facts that reflect negatively on white males, such as serial killers and domestic terrorists being disproportionately white males, he will hypocritically reject those facts purely on the basis of his own hurt feelings.

You will never hear the idiot race realist make broad, negative generalizations about white males like he does males of other races. Because race realism is all based on hypocrisy and dishonesty.
Idiot: The robber HAD to be black! The terrorist HAD to be brown! Race realism! I'm not racist, it's just muh statistics!

Logical person: Statistically, most serial killers are white men, most mass shooters are white men, and most domestic terrorists are white men. So the killer HAD to be white, right? The school shooter HAD to be white? Right?

Idiot: HOW DARE YOU GENERALIZE WHITE MALES YOU REVERSE RACIST SJW blah blah blah...

Logical person: Aaaaand you're a hypocrite.
by Donald Scum September 8, 2018
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Reality Impaired

The state of mind that a person experiences when taking prescribed Vicodin pills.
Too many vicodin pills, have made you reality impaired; I am your wife, not your mother!
by URinMyMind March 13, 2009
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rellish on that kellish

1. When you miss a person (usually a dan) so bad that simply seeing them will not suffice. You need to see them and have something awesome happen while they are around.

2. A sassy comeback to someone that has just made fun of you in a sarcastic way.
1. I really could use some rellish on my kellish right about now.

2. Man, thanks so much, would you like some rellish on that kellish?
by breslin97 November 7, 2011
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Relish

Sharon: *wears a sparkly pink dress to church*
Ariane: Omg sharon that's a little bit too relish for church!
by Fake it till you make it February 29, 2016
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pliant reality

reality produced by either men or environment that can be altered or influenced by men. a situation produced by men that other men have the ability to change, usually because they are the foundation or the customers of the situation. also, environmental conditions such as drought or earthquake whose consequences (on people) can be influenced by men. pliant reality implies situations that have gained acceptance or value through habit and tradition.
This tendency to accept pliant reality as immutable, or the best alternative to chaos, is for me one's rejection of himself, his intelligence, and his potential.
by Johny November 4, 2004
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