Squatters Rash

The red marks on the tops of your legs left from the resting the elbows on them sitting on a toilet.
That dump was so tedious it gave me "Squatters rash" for hours.
by MKULTRA March 30, 2015
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hacking rash

"Hacking rash" is a term used to describe when there is an outbreak of hacking taking place in the world, affecting governments and corporations and individuals such as celebrities.
News anchor: "There has been a hacking rash during the last two months, affecting many companies and governments."
by demographic-man June 17, 2011
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bagel rash

A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.

Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.

Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:

- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
person 1: I’m having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
by AlexTheNewGuy January 21, 2006
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booze rash

a rash following several nights on the beer, caused by blood poisoning.
Hey mate, your holiday in Ibiza must have been a cracker, as your sporting a top booze rash.
by frostr October 26, 2013
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to framing.
Person 1: Are you addicted to framing?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Rash Ala Cartier (Ruz Shghli): The Juvenile Release...,
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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Rash

An irritation on the skin which induces either a burning or itching sensation.
A rash Something you'd have if you're name is kooper
by wankydanky September 18, 2020
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Rash

Stress and anxiety from a shitty boss or work environment.
I can’t go into work today, I feel like this rash is getting out of control.
by Raz0rface December 31, 2022
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