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Qualcomm 3G CDMA

The phrase “Qualcomm 3G CDMA” (sometimes “Digital by Qualcomm”) can be seen as a sticker on the back or side of your phone, or embedded into the battery cover. If your phone had this sticker, you had a good phone.

Some notable phones that had something like this were the Kyocera Kona, LG Cosmos Touch, LG Vortex, and the Kyocera DuraXV.
Guy 1: What’s the point of my phone having the words “Qualcomm 3G CDMA”?
Guy 2: Man, you got a good phone.
by SomePokey February 14, 2026
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Qual Dual

Fuckass level made by Wimpiebok (me) that nobody cares about andy it was just named taht way so there would be a new hardest level on the ILL starting with the Q (original name was Dual Dual)
Oh wow, another shitty level has been placed on the ill! Its called Qual dual!!!
by WimpieBok July 24, 2025
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Qual Dual

Fuckass gd maze level made by WimpieBok (me) that nobody cares about. Its named that way because Wimpie wanted to make a never hardest level on the ILL starting with the letter Q
Oh wow, another generic ass ILL level with no creativity and such! This is truely a Qual Dual ass level!!
by WimpieBok July 24, 2025
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Qualified Nepotism

When you actually deserve the job, but you only get a foot in the door because you know someone. Basically merit… with a shortcut.
She didn’t just get the promotion because of her uncle—her skills were top-notch, it was pure qualified nepotism
by CoperateCrusher August 18, 2025
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Quail Bobogardus

Quail Bobogardus, 43, is a self-described “tech folklorist” living in Cupertino, California. Born in a small avocado farm town in central California, he was raised by parents convinced he’d either be a birdwatcher or an inventor—hence the unusual name.

He first gained attention in middle school after “accidentally” winning a science fair with his self-toasting bread helmet, which worked once before catching fire. By high school, his projects included a robot meant to do math homework that instead recited Shakespeare in Morse code.

Seeking “the source code of the universe,” Quail moved to Cupertino and now lives in a teal-painted tiny house. He works as a freelance consultant for start-ups unsure whether their app is a meditation tool, social platform, or snack service. His hallmark, the “Bobogardus touch,” blends obscure history, doodles of quails, and pie charts shaped like avocados.

Locals often spot him biking around in a straw hat with a backpack full of trail mix and circuit boards. On weekends, he hosts an “Impractical Inventions Club,” where neighbors build things like solar-powered kazoo amplifiers and squirrel-shaped drones.

Why Cupertino? Quail sums it up simply: “I came for the Wi-Fi, but I stayed for the persimmons.”
Quail Bobogardus invented the “Bobogardus Touch
by The Bobogardus Dynasty August 20, 2025
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Quadliblook

Win 4 times in a row in a game of blooket in school
Damn it! I almost won against Riley. Now he’s a quadliblook
by RSTONE525 April 30, 2025
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Qualified Incompetence

A pseudo-legal shield granted to self-declared constitutional experts who have no formal education, no courtroom wins, and no idea what habeas corpus means—but do have a ring light, a YouTube channel, and a deep commitment to shouting at traffic stops.
Qualified Incompetence protects the following behaviors:
• Quoting the Constitution out of context while live-streaming from a car
• Filing lawsuits with the same strategic finesse as a toddler launching spaghetti
• Declaring oneself a “law scholar” despite being defeated in court more times than a parking ticket
• Misinterpreting the First Amendment so badly it violates the Eighth
by pro_sadie May 16, 2025
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