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quail punch

The act of making sweet, passionate love to squirrels in the fashion of Thomas Kinkade.
That gentleman loves to perform quail punch in the presence of others. That's straight up quailin' yo!
by DaddyScranton July 27, 2016
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Tunnel-Punch

To punch a person up there Vagina or Rectum; hence the phrase "Tunnel"

Like fisting a girl but instead of being gentle you punch.

Punch a girl up the pussy

Punch a guy up his ass

Used as a threat
Do you wanna get Tunnel-Punched?
by Spitman209 January 18, 2011
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Punching the pastrami

Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.

The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."

Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."
Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.

Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.
by raidersofthelostslang October 12, 2017
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yandere punch

The sound effect when using an Easter egg in Yandere Simulator called Falcon Mode. Yan-chan will draw back her fist, and when she punches, she will yell "Yandere Punch!".
I shall eliminate everyone in Academi High with Falcon Mode. YANDERE PUNCH!!!
by Yes, I'm A Fangirl... June 5, 2019
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Doon Punch

to walk up on a nigga and not say shit but start swinging
“If that nigga keep talking imma hit him wit a Doon Punch
by purpnga October 4, 2023
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Punch Fail

When you punch someone and they vomit on you from the impact of the punch.
Dude, when you punched Oprah and she threw up her Favourite Things all over you! That was a punch fail!
by Bistro Stoné December 18, 2010
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hunch punch

drink that is a mixture of mountain dew, kool-aid, and ever clear. it tastes amazing and you cant taste the alcohol at all.
After she drank one cup of hunch punch she was trashed.
by chelsea07 January 2, 2009
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