Puerto Rican Frozen Banana

When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.

" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."

by Young Jazo July 9, 2018

I Ambrosio Soler Estrada Was A Little Puerto Rican I

I Ambrosio Soler Estrada Was A Little Puerto Rican I

I Ambrosio Soler Estrada Was A Little Puerto Rican I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Puerto Rican

N. The root of all evil
N. The cause of all our problems
Adj. Being excessively rude to others.

"Those goddamn Puerto Ricans are at it again!"
"Stop stealing from my refrigerator, you Puerto Rican!
"Stop acting so Puerto Rican!"

by Encephalitis October 25, 2023

Puerto Rican Shower

When a person has beer funneled into their rear-end and then is penetrated in the anus

Kyle is walking a bit funny. Do you think he had a Puerto Rican Shower yesterday

by uknev2016 March 26, 2021

puerto rican kumquat

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman

"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."

by captain deeze March 3, 2012

puerto rican men

A man from puerto rico who is married, yet acts single outside of his household and has multiple girlfriends (with whom he may even have children with). Puerto rican men are largely, in-part, misogynistic with a twinge of narcissism which makes them believe they’re entitled to do whatever they want, as long as they provide for their family. Culturally, it’s how Latino men are raised and so the cycle continues.

Friend: “You’re dating HIM? Be careful, Puerto Rican men are known to cheat and I’d hate for you to get hurt”.

by prestigeww35 February 19, 2024

Puerto Rican Love Button

Darkened butt hole. The smooching hole. The whistling pleasure button

Brandon put his finger in her Puerto Rican Love Button.

by Bartender poet June 10, 2024