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puerto rican kumquat

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman
"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."
by captain deeze March 3, 2012
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puerto rican men

A man from puerto rico who is married, yet acts single outside of his household and has multiple girlfriends (with whom he may even have children with). Puerto rican men are largely, in-part, misogynistic with a twinge of narcissism which makes them believe they’re entitled to do whatever they want, as long as they provide for their family. Culturally, it’s how Latino men are raised and so the cycle continues.
Friend: “You’re dating HIM? Be careful, Puerto Rican men are known to cheat and I’d hate for you to get hurt”.
by prestigeww35 February 19, 2024
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Puerto Rican Pussy Pump

When a Hispanic chick queef blasts cocaine right to your dome during oral sex
Person 1: Yeah man I had a bag of blow and went down on that fine ass latina with the phat ass and she hit me with that Puerto Rican Pussy Pump
Person 2: Gang shit bruh
by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024
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Puerto Rican Love Button

Darkened butt hole. The smooching hole. The whistling pleasure button
Brandon put his finger in her Puerto Rican Love Button.
by Bartender poet June 10, 2024
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Puerto Rican pine cone

Not shaving your balls till stubble appears, than teabagging your partner.
Boy my stubble was itching so I gave her the ol' Puerto Rican pine cone.
by Uncle DADDY 2.0 December 18, 2024
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