by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019
Get the Pretzelmug. by Skyvessel May 19, 2021
Get the Pretzelmug. a rare scalp disorder caused by bleaching the hair may cause u to become a dumb mother fucker with pink or blonde spikey hair. may also have a skull tatoos pop up that have no meaning and sticks needles in his ass and drives a broke ass taurus with gay skulls all over it and has large, some may say huge love handles and looks like lance bass
omg dude look at that lance bass on steroids lookin mo fucker. god I hate him. he must have pretzel mange
by Dr. chig wung August 27, 2009
Get the pretzel mangemug. this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face
Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!
by AGBurton October 3, 2008
Get the chocolate pretzelmug. by anonymous August 26, 2022
Get the Pumpernickel Pretzelmug. pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ
by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021
Get the pretzel daymug. Mango pretzels are the new yummy, delightful, fun snack for kids! With a hard outer shell and crunchy bite, filled with a Tangye, Oozing mangoy taste. Will leave your tastebuds wanting more.
Also comes in mango balls and triangles. Will you get pretzels or the balls?
Mango today, Mango tomorrow, Mango everyday.
Also comes in mango balls and triangles. Will you get pretzels or the balls?
Mango today, Mango tomorrow, Mango everyday.
Person 1: Have you tried the new mango pretzels?
Person two: yeah they’re amazing would totally recommend!
Person two: yeah they’re amazing would totally recommend!
by Soulxls June 16, 2020
Get the Mango pretzelsmug.