Pretzel goldfish

a male person with an STD
“Hey Stacy, you gonna hit that?” *points at a guy*

“Nah Rebecca, he’s a pretzel goldfish.”
by Your boiyiyiyiyiy December 18, 2017
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pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel
My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis
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Pretzel force

The amount of power or strength it requires for one to pull apart a soft pretzel in relation to the distance of obstacles around the pretzel in question. The amount of time the pretzel has sat at room temperature factors in this equation as well. PF= √p/f/d.

This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
It wasn't my fault the drink spilled, the pretzel force was too much!
by Katesridiculousness September 09, 2017
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pretzel mange

a rare scalp disorder caused by bleaching the hair may cause u to become a dumb mother fucker with pink or blonde spikey hair. may also have a skull tatoos pop up that have no meaning and sticks needles in his ass and drives a broke ass taurus with gay skulls all over it and has large, some may say huge love handles and looks like lance bass
omg dude look at that lance bass on steroids lookin mo fucker. god I hate him. he must have pretzel mange
by Dr. chig wung August 27, 2009
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Pretzel bros

While having I want intercourse I want to come in with three or more people and the tips of two males penises accidentally touch and her intertwine hence the formation of the pretzel
Oh no did our dicks just touch I think we might be pretzel Brose
by Klcook May 31, 2022
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Brazilian Pretzel

person 1: hey, look at that brazilian pretzel!
tyler: thats elyse, you dumb fuck.
by pretzel, brazil January 06, 2020
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blue pretzel

Same as a blue waffle. Just the male version. When you have been having sex to the point where it looks all twisted and swollen like a "blue waffle:"
I just totally got made into a blue pretzel from all the sex i just had.
by Bobby J Orignal September 11, 2014
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