Elvis Pretzel

Elvis Prestley but on steroids

Dan: Elvis Pretzel

by ElvisPretzel October 31, 2023

Not a pretzel

When having sex and your man bends yr leg up to far and you say not a pretzel and he pushes your leg up farther

He pushed my leg up far while having sex and I said I'm not a pretzel and he pushed it up farther

by Kochst087 November 20, 2020

Pretzel

When two beings contort and twist their body into the shape of a pretzel and join up at the vagina and penis.

Sex, Sexual intercourse, The Pretzel, Pretzel-ing time

by CoolMan3667 February 21, 2013

Pretzel Smoothie

When you fold a girl into a pretzel and eat her out ferociously.

“I turned that shorty into a pretzel smoothie”

by Rigasha January 15, 2023

Pocket pretzels

pocket pretzels are a type of pretzel that you would put in your pocket and the National day for pocket pretzels is May 24th

pocket pretzels are so good

by MorganMorgan753 October 15, 2019

prostate pretzeling

when ones prostate is fucked into a pretzel like state

we did some prostate pretzeling last night

by FrilledCPU November 13, 2025

Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.

First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.

by 5ft6 April 5, 2021