by Corey December 20, 2003
Get the all that and a bag of potato chips mug.The definition of a good looking person according to Joey Essex from the TV series The Only Way Is Essex
Joey: All I wanna do tonight is find a salty potato and I'll be sweet
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though
"Damn, she is one salty potato!"
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though
"Damn, she is one salty potato!"
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The defining characteristic of an event, i.e. the best thing about it or the most important thing about.
by Ruairi April 14, 2006
Get the Meat and Potatoes mug.1. Potatoes will potate underneath the sun.
2. John just sat there being potate, watching television all day.
2. John just sat there being potate, watching television all day.
by elofan January 22, 2011
Get the Potate mug.An act of Ejaculating into a cooked potato then sensually shoving it down your partners throat until the turn purple and pass out. After this process is done wait until the partner is conscious and eat the potato with them while listening to the star spangeled banner.
by Patato America January 28, 2015
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The're red, they're white, they're brown
the Gold ones are best to comedown
there's really not much to do
so now they have purple ones too
we don't care where they came from
a tasty snack as you rip a bong
always looking fancy on our plate
we're delighted cuz they make us feel great.
Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
Sometimes we ditch the skin
to eat what's holding in
sometimes we'd rather please
or just be baked with melted cheese
they have eyes but they don't have faces
I don't know if they're feelings get hurt
by just hanging around in dark places
when they can only stare at the dirt.
Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
They come in different shapes and sizes
while many are full of surprises
some tender, soft and hard
that you'd definitely want to safe guard.
Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
The're red, they're white, they're brown
the Gold ones are best to comedown
there's really not much to do
so now they have purple ones too
we don't care where they came from
a tasty snack as you rip a bong
always looking fancy on our plate
we're delighted cuz they make us feel great.
Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
Sometimes we ditch the skin
to eat what's holding in
sometimes we'd rather please
or just be baked with melted cheese
they have eyes but they don't have faces
I don't know if they're feelings get hurt
by just hanging around in dark places
when they can only stare at the dirt.
Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
They come in different shapes and sizes
while many are full of surprises
some tender, soft and hard
that you'd definitely want to safe guard.
Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
by Yukon Gold February 26, 2018
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