Pastard

A scumbag who brings up negatives from your past to pull you down or belittle you.

Note: Ben has nothing against gays

Bill: (argument)

Ben: (counter-argument)

Bill: at least I didn't fuck a guy!

Ben: but, that was ages ago.

Bill: you still did it.

Ben: sure you hang out with gay guys.

Bill: I don't fuck them though.

Ben: you just can't accept my argument, pastard... >.<

by Alien0826 April 25, 2013

post a letter

1. to have sex
2. to fornicate

bone, hump, screw, doin it, Butter the muffin, funky the chicken, sweep the chimney

Man: Hi there!
Woman: Well, Hello.
Man: I hope this isn't too forward of me but would you like to come back to my place and "Post a letter"?
Woman: *gasp *SLAP!!

by VonKillian June 6, 2013

pastakid

gene

im from jersey man :)

pastakids da master cook :)

by gene September 24, 2004

Postage

Alaska slang for methamphetamine.

Dude, since I stopped smoking postage with the half-term ex-governor I've gained 40lbs and a bad case of acne.

by George Hanson September 4, 2013

Pasta

Sticks of wheat you put in hot water until they become soft, then serve with mashed up plant matter or butter with balls of animal flesh. Tasty!

Marvin? Marvin is the *pasta man*

by The Pasta Man October 24, 2020

Pasta Rican

A derogatory term describing Italians, basically comparing them to filthy Puerto Ricans.

That fuckin' Pasta Rican is worse than a nigger, he's always getting into trouble!

by TXEric June 25, 2007

pasta

a code word for sex, or any sexual activity equal to or greater than a hand job or fingering.

Yo did you hear that joe ate some pasta with kelly?
He said that was the best pasta he had in a long ass time.

by thepersian1 January 7, 2012