Stoner Program

A program watched by people intoxicated by the lovely, Marijuana and find it funny!

"I watched Archer the other night, maaaaaaaate, it's such a stoner program!"

by Sefblau May 1, 2016

welfare program

A program that your hard earned money pays for whether you like it or not that was intentionally used to help people get out of debt, but instead just encourages them to stay poor, or continue to do what made them poor.

tim: I just signed up for the welfare program

fred: Welfare? wasn't that made up to encourage you to not work?

tim: It's supposed to help people like me pay for living, now let's celebrate and smoke weed I bought with the check I received from welfare.

by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017

entitlement program

it’s basically something that we pay for through taxes that certain people can qualify for the money

can i have my points for my answer on the frq about entitlement programs

by rhfbdjsirnfh January 28, 2022

nightly program

pornography based on the loneliness of singledom

i got home after a long day at work and watched my nightly program before falling asleep

by rodgerstuart April 9, 2022

Varsel Program

Gives you viruses

Need a new PC cause i downloaded a Varsel Program

by 2973g7892g834g8234 July 3, 2023

Speaker Program

The Speaker Program or the PHA Numbers are so called jokes used in the Coast Guard. They set up a bunch of noise devices that eventually take away your hearing and make you hear voices in your head.

Why can’t he hear himself?

They are kicking him out through the speaker program.

by Cats are all gray now July 22, 2024

cat program

A program that prints its own input.

InputMan1: Hello!
CONSOLE_: Hello!
InputMan1: Stop copying me!
CONSOLE_: Stop copying me!
InputMan1: That must be a cat program.

by Europe2048 December 18, 2023