Something that everyone has watched at least once. If you enjoy watching porn and you are a creepy perverted 11 year old, you probably watch dozens of gifs every minute just to get that tingly feeling in your dick/ pussy when you hump your duvet. You then clear the search history ASAP to get rid of the evidence so mom/dad doesn’t see it, but when you are deleting it, you click on it and end up watching hundreds of porn gifs again. The good ol’ life of a messed up 11 year old!
Jax: Hey bro, you wanna come watch a film with me and the boys?
Damon: Nah bro, I’m gonna go to the bar with a few mates from last year. (While he is actually going to watch porn).
To use this word in a sentence:
I love porn, it brings so much sexual excitement to me and the prostitutes I hire every other day.
Damon: Nah bro, I’m gonna go to the bar with a few mates from last year. (While he is actually going to watch porn).
To use this word in a sentence:
I love porn, it brings so much sexual excitement to me and the prostitutes I hire every other day.
by Axel_147 December 28, 2018
Get the Pornmug. U lil nastly why u come here 😂 -Ahem-
Something that u should never NEVER look at This word will come into u life if ur desperate for sex so i would just...watch that.
It will hit u hard and stay there.This is something that can become highly addicting and would be very hard to stop.
Don't Do Drugs Kids! :))
Something that u should never NEVER look at This word will come into u life if ur desperate for sex so i would just...watch that.
It will hit u hard and stay there.This is something that can become highly addicting and would be very hard to stop.
Don't Do Drugs Kids! :))
by ImThatKindaPerson August 6, 2017
Get the Pornmug. an enjoyable video that might get you wet or hard, now go get you a boyfriend/girlfriend, if you gay! ion even know!!!
by Wassup._.baby.girl October 9, 2018
Get the pornmug. by Zarthgun1 October 1, 2020
Get the Pornmug. Now you know as well as I, that you know what porn is. If you don't, why would you search it up on the Urban Dictionary? That's dumb. Get a fucking life.
Porn is what teenage boys use to get off with because they are sad, depressing, and single without a sex life.
by idemfk December 27, 2018
Get the pornmug. The reason why I’m in the bathroom for 30 minutes and come out saying “now my stomach feels way better” under my breath to make people think that I was pooping.
Guy 1: Dude I found this Porn link want to check it out.
Guy 2: ok just gimme the link
(Guy 2 goes to the bathroom to “poop”)
Guy2 says to guy 1: wow thanks man for that link
Guy 2: ok just gimme the link
(Guy 2 goes to the bathroom to “poop”)
Guy2 says to guy 1: wow thanks man for that link
by Chrisvaz15 February 22, 2018
Get the Pornmug.