porch slacker

Someone who is readily suitable for any endeavor, but is too self aware to ever leave his house. A mental block that most commonly affects teen-aged through middle-aged men (and some women) who face anxiety when leaving their house. See also: herb.

Susan: Alonso was so totally stoked for this party, but I don't see him anywhere..
Jake: Yea but he's such a porch slacker, he's probably masturbating to those spring fling pictures I posted on his facebook page.

by EEPERSCREEPERS May 21, 2010

porchslam

When your friend (usually of Italian heritage) has impromptu sex on a porch. A bone sesh on any porch, balcony, or patio where you end up having sex on the furniture, railings, or the ground.

Holy crap, that Italian girl totally took me up on a porchslam last night. Score, dude!

by Dr. Definitionz November 14, 2010

Porange

(adj.)- meaning to have a certain steez about you

(v.)- to act in such a manner that exclusively attracts others of a porangeous nature

Marty: gee wiz Bertha, take a gander at Ricky

Bertha: golly gee Marty! That boy sure has porange

Marty: yeah I wish I could be as porangeous as him, he gets all the hot babes

Bertha: ...

by mike hawk II November 22, 2011

Porchcrawler

A mixed alcoholic beverage that consists of beer, vodka, gin, and (pink) lemonade. The sweetness of the lemonade combats the bitter taste associated with alcohol. If made properly, the deliciousness will deceive you and you can get absolutely fucked without realizing that you're ingesting a deadly concoction. Similar to spiked fruit punches, porchcrawler is usually made in large batches.

Shawn: Who's down to pitch in $10? I'm thinking of making some porchcrawler for pregame before tonight's kegger

Billy: I had a cup and a half of porchcrawler from last night and I didn't even end up getting to the party because I was so wasted.

Natalie: Mmmm.. WTF is this shit? It tastes SOO good!
** chugs 2 cups; 10 min later**
Chloe: Look at that bitty crawling on the porch. She looks so helpless!
Megan: It's funny because she probably had some of Shawn's porchcrawler, that shit gets you fucked!

by slothluv October 4, 2013

Porchment

Noun : the storage space under a porch

I store my things in the porchment.

by Handz May 20, 2014

Porch dick

A dick who yells insults from his/her porch.

Pete from the Walking Dead was a total porch dick to Rick.

by KitKat69 April 1, 2015

pokahz

legendary gamer by the name of Wesley

Pokahz went 8-0 with his clan south side

by welly3 July 24, 2015