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French Popsicle

When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.
"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"
by Yuckfu March 9, 2022
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popsicle joke

Lame jokes taken off of the good humor Popsicle sticks
That sounds like a Popsicle joke
by johnSnow November 4, 2014
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The Columbian popsicle

when you shove your feet up someones ass and make them suck the shit off your toes, they then proceed to puke it up into a cup, you then drink it and have explosive diarrhea all over the walls and roof, you then take a vacuum and suck all the "left overs" up put it in a condom and use the condom, when you "finish" you will take the frozen condom freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.
You: I picked up this chick last night and we had the craziest night.
Friend: Oh really, what you do?
You: The columbian popsicle.
by hashddhsssndalfflfaln May 10, 2022
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Popsicle Pocket

A popsicle pocket is the space between the vagina & asshole. Also more formally known as the “taint”, or “gooch”
Can I rest my dick in your popsicle pocket while we’re spooning?
by KiefferRay October 21, 2023
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Oklahoma popsicle

Oklahoma Popsicle is when you crap inside a stores refrigeration section.

The word was born from a news story of a woman in Oklahoma who reached into a refrigerated case to discover that someone had crapped inside the refrigerator and covered it with the bag of pizza roles.

The phrase was coined by the Mike O’meara show podcast.
A Oklahoma Popsicle could be found in any store all over the US, but it nothing you want to eat.
by Trebor Trams September 17, 2021
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Dirty Popsicle

When the girl is giving a blowjob and she sucks all the cum out of your nutsack.
Tess gave Jack a Dirty Popsicle, till he screamed.
by Christian Dickman December 9, 2017
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