Armchair podiatrist

Someone who is fascinated about touching people's feet, but not as a fetish. They usually have beginner-level knowledge on the anatomy of the human foot and can also give great foot massages.

My sister's boyfriend is kind of a creep about her feet, like an armchair podiatrist.

by sad miku November 8, 2023

shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

elo potion

A concoction of sorts.

Depending on the amount you consume it will increase your elo in a video game of your choice within 2-6 hours of consuming it, side effects may include wonkiness, loss of memory, bad things happening to you.

I drank the elo potion and everything just clicked, I finally managed to escape oompa loompa low.

Disgusting Low Master Dogs finally can't harass me anymore

by monsterman2781 March 24, 2024

Robbie Potion

A satanic ritual that turns the user into a demon from the depths of hell itself

Robbie drank the Robbie potion and now he is a demon

by cheese&hamburgerhelper March 26, 2024

Robbie potion

The most horrifying thing know to man, it has the power to destroy space and time

You'll know when you took the robbie potion, the world will end

by TheOtakuGod March 26, 2024

Robbie Potion

A legendary and elusive potion with no current means of production, the effects it has on Robbie(y) is horrifying and un-describable. The effects on one not worthy is currently unknown but assumed to be lethal and excruciating.

"Robbie consumed the Robbie potion and mutilated hundreds"

by Bile Titan March 26, 2024