Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.
by The Original Donald Trump May 7, 2023
Get the Pigeon Simpmug. A pigeon bestie is someone you can always rely on. Pigeons generally have positive connotations and bestie boos, they for life. so a pigeon bestie is one of the best things in the world. If you find your own pigeon bestie, someone you can go out to tescos with late at night and always be there for with no judgement, never let them go. Pigeon besties deserve to be treated with nothing but respect, love and subtle soft chaoticness. To keep your pigeon bestie happy, use puns and a daily dose of hugs.
by TeacakeSloth November 13, 2020
Get the pigeon bestiemug. by mustache kid October 26, 2012
Get the Playoff Pigeonmug. by BellasaurusTheJust November 24, 2021
Get the Pigeon Assmug. by Jellybeanpoo69 October 3, 2017
Get the Pigeon washmug. not a very impressive male, not much to see, not much up in the head, they tend to be men that think they are everything but really they are nothing. always fantasizing about pretty peacock women
“ stop being a pigeon boy jake i dont wanna be with you” is something you would say to jake when he hasn’t stopped bothering you and talking about random stuff
by astroth15 November 2, 2021
Get the Pigeon Boymug. by Pigeon soup October 10, 2020
Get the Pigeon soupmug.