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pineapple apple pen

a dumn ass person that says that stuff
hi i am a pineapple apple pen

pineapple pizza 

The subject of many debates on the internet. Some consider pineapple pizza the vilest thing in existence; others love it.
“Can I get some pineapple pizza, please?”
“Hell no!”

Pineapple Express 

Pineapple Express, a high-grade form of marijuana that is extremely rare. True weed smokers appreciate the delicate and sweet characteristics and only smoke this herb on special occasions.

Also known as, Pineapple Diesel, or P-Deez.
"It's almost a shame to smoke that Pineapple Express; it's like killing a unicorn."
Pineapple Express by dyen4mix July 26, 2008

Pineapple Douche 

A sure fire way to induce labor according to regular posters from a Babycenter.com birth board (December 2010 Expecting Mothers)

After several IDIOTIC posts on the birth board about how to get the baby out earlier than they were due, the members of the birth board started making up ways to induce an early labor including: Pineapple Juice Douching, Castor Oil/Castrol Motor Oil Drinking, Plungers, Wire Hangers, Crochet Hooks, Black Licorice, Balsamic Vinaigrettes, Raspberry Leaf Tea, Evening Primrose Oil, and various other forms.

This birth board is known in the Babycenter.com community to be especially snarky with posters who cannot spell, ask stupid questions and post inane comments such as "I had my baby threw my virgina and I dint kno I wuz pregnate"

Also, they suggest you don't go in water to your waist, your baby might drown while you are pregnate.
If you are 34 weeks and want to induce, try a Pineapple Douche and then make sure you shove a couple crochet hooks up your virgina to get the baby throwd out.

Pineapple Express 

The dopest dope I've ever smoked.
Pineapple express is hands down the dopest dope I've ever smoked.

Pineapple on the grill 

'Pineapple on the grill' is what you yell when you see a hot chick walk in your restaurant (i.e. The Keg). The cooks usually yell this when they spot the hot chicks from the broiler bar, then they proceed to take turns fingering the prime rib.
Sweaty cook #1: "Hey dude, check out the talent that just walked in!"

Sweaty cook #2: (yelling at the top of his lungs) "PINEAPPLE ON THE GRILL!!!"

All male restaurant staff the proceed to the hostess station to check out the sweet ass.