Penion

When a man sticks his cock in onion juice and then uses his penis and balls to swab the inside of a females mouth

Kyle: ah man she was being a bitch last night so I gave her the penion

Chad: no way bro

by Xx_Pornhub_xX May 14, 2020

Periodt, no tampon

Period is another word for a cis-womans monthly discharge, and a tampon is used for them to control it. This phase is use for a ironic, humorous affect.

"She gon' get dragged periodt, no tampon".

by SlangLiterature October 21, 2020

Period Denial

When you've been on the IUD for so long sans the monthly blood tsunami, you forget periods existed. Until finally, one day it returns and you realize god's sexism cannot be triumphed by science.

Susan sleeps on a Japanese flag every night due to period denial.

by pwubby December 20, 2020

Periodt queen✋🏼😎💅

A term normally used in the tiktok trend when you drop your crown and somebody gives it back to you, along with some type of affection

Omg hey queen looks like you dropped your crown! Here I wanted to give it back to you, omg wait really? I can have it? No you take it periodt queen✋🏼😎💅. Here you dropped this as well:👑❤️💕💜✨⚡️🤍🦋😳
Don’t be so clumsy next time!

by Kristen Lovebird June 8, 2021

Period Virgin

The stupid, unsuccessful way you feel when everyone has gotten blood spurted out of their uterus and you're sitting there, without any blood spurting out of your uterus, because you are "built different", or at least that's what you tell your math tutor who doesn't care in the slightest.

"Dammit I'm a period virgin, okay? I didn't wanna say anything because I know you just can't stand the thought of someone else not having blood gush out of one of their holes."

by Period Virgin September 16, 2021

parion

Parion Is Just A Real N*gga! Will Fuck The Shit Outta Any Girl He Encounters! He Is Very Antisocial But Once You Get To Know Him He’s Great & Funny Guy.

Girl’s Father: Who are you going to see at 9pm young lady?

Girl: This Boy Named Parion.

Father: *starts to cry*

by Ashlyah November 23, 2021

false period

The act in witch a female lies about her period to avoid sexual intercourse

Guy:Babe we should bang!
Girl: ummm... I'm on my period sorry.
Guy: are you sure your not giving me a false period, because you just had it about a week ago

by meowsierz777 May 5, 2015