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Persianphobia

Person 1 (iranian): actually, Iran isn't an arab country, I'm persi...

Persianphobic: OMG HELP ME

Person 2: dude, he has persianphobia
by teteu_evangelista December 20, 2021
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Persian DJ

Compliment or backhanded compliment (depending on inflection) used between mates about facial grooming. To have a short, beautifully maintained beard, bordering on excessively maintained where not a hair is out of place.
My mate went to have a beard trim. He left looking like a Persian DJ
by OldmanCabbage April 8, 2022
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perhance

Perhance, Used like possibly but in a more formal manner. Or maybe you want to be mysterious.
“Did you get the stock imports in?” “Perhance boss.”

“Do you think the economy is going to crash ?”

“Perhance it might happen we know not yet
by Perhance Supremacy June 10, 2022
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Permanent Friend

A long term partnership with someone that is ambiguously platonic to outsiders.

It’s an undefinable permanent relationship between two people that is more than friendship, but they aren’t in a ‘relationship’ per se.

It often involves homosexual men, who are somewhat closeted.
Lisa Marie Preslie and Michael Jackson were permanent friends.
by Kezzzzzzzzz June 15, 2023
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Christmas perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year
What time off have you got of christmas?

I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(
by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018
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The Persian Vending Machine

The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.
Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine!

John: Gross
by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020
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Cincinnati persian

When you've had at least 2 nose jobs and are a slut for chili on noodles
That Cincinnati persian whole go home with him after that dinner.
by Garden Doogen March 22, 2021
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