Alan & Pedro

A tag team of fat mexican dudes that touch you and cause chaos and annoyance. The Pedro will talk gangsta and usually ask if you got Zelle to give him money. The Alan of the group will constantly touch and annoy you.

person 1: this one guy asked me "u got Zelle twin??" and another shook a sprite bottle and opened it up in my face

person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me

by Braden Fortson September 9, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

San pedro college basic education department

A place where it's filled with uwu pick mes and overpriced cheese bread with 90% bread, 9% air and 1% cheese. Here you either pee in the nasty non-flushed toilets or pee just outside the school yard.

"Hey you go to San pedro college basic education department?"
"No"
"You're so cool."

by ilikemilo October 8, 2021

Pedro

A dumb skinny bitch that goes to RHS and has a dumb ass tik tok

Guy 1:hey have you seen Pedro’s new tik tok?
Guy 2: nah he looks like he rips ass in bed all day

by Jejdhsjs December 7, 2022

Pedro's bedroom

Small zone in Newcastle where the air reeks of criminality and Lynx Africa....

Your bird has been doubled more times than the dart board in Pedro's bedroom

by kaleidoscope May 23, 2018

Pedro R. Flick

In 2000 BC an aztec sacrificial soccer player invented an innovative way of lifiting the ball using the ether in the air and his feet bestowed by the god of stale bread thus creating the move "Rainbow Flick" which we still use today, although with less sauce

"I'm Pedro R. Flick jr. and i've invented the straight flick"

by HeatlairDidNoWrong August 20, 2025