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Good Guy-Bad Guy parking

When another car is parked in a large parallel metered parking space and is some distance from the meter; you park closer to the meter such that it looks like the other person squeezed into your space, rather than that you squeezed into their space thereby forcing a policeman wielding parking tickets to determine who was the "good guy" and who was the "bad guy."
My good guy-bad guy parking worked. The other car got a ticket for parking illegally and I did not.
by Kevin October 11, 2003
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Parking Paranoia

A mental condition where one parks and lives in fear that his/her car will be stolen or tampered with because he/she cannot remember whether or not the car was locked before leaving it.
"Dude, Transformers starts in 5 minutes we need to get our seats pronto!"

"I have to run back to my car and check that i locked it, sorry i have bad parking paranoia!"
by Beezy M July 16, 2009
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Preventive Parking

When you are going out drinking and you have to drive to the bar or party to get there. You park your car fully aware that you may have to leave it overnight in case you get all blacked out. This is to prevent a ticket or towing the next morning.
Nah, man. It's all good. I don't have to move my car tonight because I engaged in a little preventive parking before I got here. Thanks, though - good lookin out. Now let's black out with our hawks out!
by Cbass187 June 19, 2008
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Jurassic parking

When a fatass is walking so hard down the hall that water starts rippling and and computer monitors start shaking
Holy fuck, shes jurassic parking so hard down the hall my computer fell off my desk
by J-Rex04 January 16, 2020
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Pansy Parkinson

Pansy Parkinson is a fictional character from Harry Potter. She is first mentioned in the third book (Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban). She is in Slytherin and often insults Gryffindors (Particularly the golden trio). She has been described to have a 'pug-like face' and it is also described that her laughs are ridiculously loud and annoying. She has been said to be dating Draco Malfoy or at least fancying him as they went to the Yule ball together. She is also paired with Blaise Zabini, a fellow Slytherin. She became a Death Eater later on in the book. Many fans hate her because she was a pureblood Slytherin who tormented Gryffindors. I, however do not hate her as I believe that every person/character has some good in them.
Person1: What do you think about Pansy Parkinson?
Person2: I feel like she is a misunderstood character who is hated by almost everyone.
by panickedpan September 9, 2020
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ten minute parking

A sweet alt metal band from newtown. consists of:
Walter Murphy (the mic)- Vox/Rythm Guitar
Mike Johnson (b plug)- Lead Guitar
Marc Giannavola (the fodgoddler)- Bass
James Hilton jewfart- Drums
Playin local shows and parties. They could most deff school fall out boy, because fall out boy sucks the d
mike- how bout we be chicago typewriter?
everyone else- no that sucks
marc- *points to sign* why dont we be Ten Minute Parking
james- thats sweet
wally- thats pretty cool
mike- thats gay
all- fuck you mike
by TMPowns September 17, 2005
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Human Parking Cone

It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselvs orange and you have to paralle park between them.
oh, a Human Parking Cone, I've done that!
by Mapoe Sims December 14, 2010
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